A Guy With Some Marvel Cards

It’s all here. Mullet, thigh belt, inexplicably shaped throwing knives. 

If Longshot had a trench coat he would BE 90s Marvel. 

Also, I will forever and always fail to understand how “good luck powers” work. How’s that work? Stuff just sort of works out for you? Isn’t that kind of the same as being a really hot girl? Where you’re hot and everyone likes you and gives you stuff and does stuff for you and things just sort of naturally work out in your favor? 

That’s kind of how I see good luck powers working. Basically every hot chick I know is Longshot, but with better hair. Hopefully.