A Guy With Some Marvel Cards

Fuck. This. 

Seriously. Fuck it. 

We here at A Guy With Some Marvel Cards are longstanding Luke Cage fans, but this bullshit is JUST unacceptable. 

Luke Cage wears the yellow blouse and chain belt or this prestigious website does not acknowledge it as a GENUINE Luke Cage. 

Setting aside for a moment wardrobe choices here’s my OTHER Luke Cage problem. He got his powers (super-strength, bulletproof skin, etc) when he let himself be experimented on in exchange for parole. Who thought that THAT was a good idea? 

Scientist: “Hello Warden. We’d like to do some experiments on some prisoners. The procedure will give them super strength and and other various super powers. Once we’ve finished these procedures we’d like you to grant them parole thus turning super powered death/crime/rape machines out onto the streets.” 

Warden: “That sounds pretty solid. Just make sure you recruit exclusively from the ‘wrongfully accused’ wing.” 

The prison system is so busted you guys…