A Guy With Some Marvel Cards

Namorita. 

Let that sink in. 

She’s a chick Namor so they named her Namorita. 

Was EVERYONE on coke in the 70s? Was it just a toot fueled crazy fest that made everyone lose their damn minds and not even TRY when they were naming female characters? What’s the reasoning? “Well she’s a female Namor and she’s his cousin so we’ll just slap an ‘ita’ on the end of her name because that makes it sound more like a chick’s name.” You know how many female cousins I have? Like eleven thousand. You know how many of them are named “Edita”? Absolutely ZERO. If they had named her “Chick Namor” it would have been more creative because at least then they would have probably brainstormed for 20 minutes about chick vs. lady vs. gal vs. lass.