A Guy With Some Marvel Cards

I’ll tell you what’s an abomination. Not this big bag of green scaly gamma irradiated fanged fury comin’ right atcha. No, the true crime against nature here is 90s Marvel’s goddamn obsession with trench coats. 

Where do you even BUY a trench coat in a size 56 tall and irradiated? Especially when it looks like you live in the sewer (dude, you’re not Killer Croc, have a little class)?