A Guy With Some Marvel Cards

I don’t even know what’s going on here.

He’s a giant robot made of knives built for the sole purpose of fucking with Wolverine and keeping him out of the secret files that might actually give him a coherent origin story.

Also, he can make BETTER versions of himself. Let that sink in. The totally illogical mess of blades, angles, and physical impossibilities that you see on this card is actually an IMPROVEMENT ove whatever he was last time. Can’t wait to see the next version… Maybe it’ll have sweet tank treads… and a bullhorn… and a soft serve machine. Mmmmmmmmm… soft serve.